Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014

Tory Tears

The fake outrage and offense displayed by those on the right.

The mirror image of the noises leftie snowflakes make when also offended by words.

That dick is crying Tory tears again. I'm sure he has a vagina.

by Dic Penderyn June 1, 2018

bust a tear

To cry, or speak about crying without seeming like a sissy.

Yo dun, I was watchin Free Willy last night, I almost bust a tear!

Dog, turn The Green Mile off, Im finna bust a tear in this piece

by Professor Duffington3 February 24, 2010

Yogurt tears

Yogurt tears occur when a person takes male ejeculant to the face and more precisely the cheeks directly under the eye. As the ejeculant streams down the face you have yogurt tears.

I am gonna blow my load so hard in her face that she’ll cry yogurt tears.

by THEWox September 2, 2021

Tearing Cheek

To “tear cheek” is essentially the same as to “rip ass”, but designed for the more eloquent and less brutish of speakers.

“Richard, honey! I’m about to tear cheek, so you better come hither!”

“Dude, I just tore so bad.”

“I can smell that tear for miles!”

“I feel like tearing cheek today.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Smark tears

The tears of a smark.

To quote from a fellow Urban Dictionary article, a smark is "A sports entertainment wrestling fan who claims to know all of what sports entertainment wrestling is about, and says that they still like it. "
Usually the term will be used when a person who the smarks don't want to win (i.e Jason Jordan, Roman Reigns, John Cena, etc.) get their way as a result of WWE booking, thus the smark waterworks start flowing.

Person 1: Did you hear that Roman Reigns won a match against Finn Balor for the Universal Championship?
Person 2: He must have drank his daily dose of Smark tears.

by Mongolmongol March 5, 2018

the tear jerker

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.

dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.

by aaron and kristy March 29, 2009