Teacher

Dirty assholes who go to work to ruin kids lifes. Their breaths fuckin reek like coffee and shit. They tell you off for stupid things like throwing something in the bin.

They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend

man that teachers a prick
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...

by GRUISAUNIT December 20, 2018

Teacher

A teacher is someone who pretends to be a human whilst living among humans. A teacher is a demon from hell who works for Satan himself.

Look, that’s my English teacher. I dont like him. He is Satan’s employee.

by Pumkin October 14, 2019

teachers

Teachers are pretty much our parents. They tell us what to do and are really boring

Teachers are super boring

by Im cheryl blossom January 25, 2019

Teachers

Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.

You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass

by Effhajsvsidhwkahscwh May 29, 2017

Teacher

Someone who is boring and likes to talk about their boring life you don’t care about.

Teacher says, excuse me with all that talking I assume your done, I say with all that complaining I assume your single.

by Rkdkfne March 14, 2019

Teacher

Person who is very open to everything

Hello teacher

by MWOLFE5 January 19, 2017

Teacher

Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.

Child: My teachers kept staring at me today
Child2: He might be a nonse

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018