TDS

(T)rump (D)ick (S)yndrome is a medical condition where an uncircumcised penis is so small that it has the appearance of a mushroom.

I was really into a guy, but he had TDS and I have an allergy to mushrooms.

by DrunkenToothlessRedneck September 4, 2025

Bloons TD 5 Expansion

A mod for Bloons TD 5 which is made by 5h3i1ah, adding many new maps into BTD5 as well as new custom towers and also some from David's XtraCards mod such as the Corsair Monkey.

Player88: "I found a cool BTD5 mod called Bloons TD 5 Expansion!"
Player441: "Interesting, I've heard of BTD4 Expansion and now we have a BTD5 Expansion?"
Player88: "You better check this awesome mod out sir!"
Player441: "Ok, hopefully it's something we'll try out!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

TDS

Trumps deep state, where Republicans have stuck their heads.

Bob is a conspiracy freak he believes the insane lies he has his head stuck up TDS, Trumps deep state

by Ftpjoe July 11, 2021

TDS

Trump Dick Suckers are characterized by their unwavering loyalty and eagerness to please trump, often prioritizing his desires over their own. They are typically found wearing MAGA hats, always ready to suck, regardless of context or appropriateness.

“He was suffering from a sever case of TDS, and was unable to attract any women.”

by Professor H. S. Thompson October 9, 2025

TD BRICKS

Lego youtuber who always make LEGO videos the video has sponsors which is crappy and boring.
He is 20 years old man.

TD Bricks

by JustaTOTMUser October 8, 2023

TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.

I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.

by QuacksO October 19, 2016

TDS Park

A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.

Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.

Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.

Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.

Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.

Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.

Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.

Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.

Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.

Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.

Miller: I don’t though.

Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.

Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.

Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.

by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025