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Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020
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Guardian Tales

An amazing mobile game created by Kakao Games. A link to the past styled one where you explore dungeons, save the world and unlock sexy women.
My man George: I just played Guardian Tales, it was awesome!
by BattleHours September 15, 2022
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battle tapes

An American electric rock band formed in the 2010’s
Person 1: Oh did you listen to the new Battle Tapes single “If Only”
Person 2: Oh yeah dude I love Battle Tapes
*They proceed to start making out*
by anonymous November 9, 2022
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nature tapes

guy: nature tapes
other guy: it made my muscles involintarily flex
by human i think February 3, 2023
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tameshia

A beautiful mean girl who loves everybody and you do not want to get on her bad side she also hates school and loves having fun she is the life of the party
You have a personality of a tameshia
by Ms.StealYourMan February 10, 2018
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takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".
I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.
by ProfJF February 19, 2017
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The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.
Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit
by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008
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