by lilmac27 January 13, 2020
Get the Teacher mug.Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.
Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.
Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?
Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.
Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.
Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?
Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.
by Fyulp June 29, 2016
Get the Teacher mug.A complainer that is a bitch
by A BIG FAT WORD December 19, 2018
Get the Teacher mug.A teacher is someone who pretends to be a human whilst living among humans. A teacher is a demon from hell who works for Satan himself.
by Pumkin October 14, 2019
Get the Teacher mug.Dirty assholes who go to work to ruin kids lifes. Their breaths fuckin reek like coffee and shit. They tell you off for stupid things like throwing something in the bin.
They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend
They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend
man that teachers a prick
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...
by GRUISAUNIT December 20, 2018
Get the Teacher mug.a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students
by E Bailey December 28, 2005
Get the teacher mug.A mean person who tortures students with tests and homework and books that make your backpack weigh 3 million pounds.
Mr. Teacher- OK kids!! For homework you have to read and finish "The Lord of the Rings" in 5 minutes!! It is 4,000 pages
and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.
Students- Ugh.
and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.
Students- Ugh.
by Dr. JonnyBaboon May 2, 2018
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