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That bitch that is also gay and melests random kids for fun on holidays
by lilmac27 January 13, 2020
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Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.
Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.
by Fyulp June 29, 2016
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by A BIG FAT WORD December 19, 2018
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A teacher is someone who pretends to be a human whilst living among humans. A teacher is a demon from hell who works for Satan himself.
Look, that’s my English teacher. I dont like him. He is Satan’s employee.
by Pumkin October 14, 2019
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Dirty assholes who go to work to ruin kids lifes. Their breaths fuckin reek like coffee and shit. They tell you off for stupid things like throwing something in the bin.

They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend
man that teachers a prick
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...
by GRUISAUNIT December 20, 2018
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a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students
I heard that girl is a good teacher, she loves givin out knowledge
by E Bailey December 28, 2005
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A mean person who tortures students with tests and homework and books that make your backpack weigh 3 million pounds.
Mr. Teacher- OK kids!! For homework you have to read and finish "The Lord of the Rings" in 5 minutes!! It is 4,000 pages

and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.

Students- Ugh.
by Dr. JonnyBaboon May 2, 2018
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