Teacher

Dirty assholes who go to work to ruin kids lifes. Their breaths fuckin reek like coffee and shit. They tell you off for stupid things like throwing something in the bin.

They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend
man that teachers a prick
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...
by GRUISAUNIT December 20, 2018
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A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services
Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
by blunderpants August 01, 2019
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Teachers are pretty much our parents. They tell us what to do and are really boring
by Im cheryl blossom January 25, 2019
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That bitch that is also gay and melests random kids for fun on holidays
by lilmac27 January 13, 2020
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Someone who teaches you random stuff you won't use in the future and likes one student a lot more than you.
"man I hate our teacher"
"our teacher is so nice"
by Dictionary_Fox September 29, 2017
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a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students
I heard that girl is a good teacher, she loves givin out knowledge
by E Bailey November 14, 2005
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A person who loves to yell at kids for 8 hours

OR

The most hated person in the universe
by Prettymuchboii April 18, 2019
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