Swashcuckling

Attempting to initiate penis-to-penis contact with a bull while being cuckolded.

Frank was okay with double-penetrating Hal's wife as long as there was no swashcuckling.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

cock swash buckling

The act of engaging in cock to cock combat at close range.

Look at those two shautleflaungers cock swash buckling. I wonder if they're faugs.

by Little Daulin Guy May 25, 2016

swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

Saucy Swashbuckler

The act of masturbating on a Pirate Boat amusement park ride and ejaculating when you’re at the highest possible point of the ride to hit the people on the other side.

I pulled the ol’ saucy swashbuckler on the kids at the fair. Now I’m not allowed to enter the park anymore.

by MailBox218 October 22, 2018

International Swashbuckle Day

May 31 - the day where everyone celebrates Swashbuckle - an amazing ceebies program about pirates.

Hey its International Swashbuckle Day, let's watch it!

by Veroniica May 31, 2021

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP)

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP) is a policy pertaining to male and female couples. In a typical relationship, it’s common for the female to acquire a sweatshirt from her man. In doing so, the sweatshirt is essentially her property. It also very common for females to wear no shirt or bra underneath a sweatshirt, so it is just their bare chest rubbing against the sweatshirt. This policy essentially says that whenever a female who is in a relationship wears a sweatshirt once belonging to her boyfriend and has nothing on underneath it, the boyfriend is legally obligated to remove the sweatshirt and play with his girlfriend’s titties which can include a variety of things. However, this can only happen if the boyfriend finds out from his girlfriend either by observation or she flat out tells him. Also bear in mind that this only applies with sweatshirts that were previously owned by the boyfriend.

Me: I made my girlfriend accept the Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP).
Friend: That's awesome!
Me: Yup, I got to play with her titties, it was great...

by schwiftyboi137 July 17, 2021

Barrovian Sweatshoppe

The act of, while in the valley of Barovia, you have a vampire pressed intimately between a brown bear and a Goliath Barbarian.

The worst thing that could happen, is that we end up in a Barrovian Sweatshoppe

by mxicofer December 9, 2022