4 definitions by MailBox218

Saucy Swashbuckler

The act of masturbating on a Pirate Boat amusement park ride and ejaculating when you’re at the highest possible point of the ride to hit the people on the other side.

I pulled the ol’ saucy swashbuckler on the kids at the fair. Now I’m not allowed to enter the park anymore.

by MailBox218 October 22, 2018

Texas Roulette

It’s Russian Roulette with six bullets instead of one.

I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.

by MailBox218 October 24, 2018

Imperiomaniac

One who is obsessed with power, yet has no intentions to abuse that power. They insist on having it in order to feel safer, typically resulting in the opposite effect if portrayed incorrectly.

He seems like a decent person, but he requested for administrative permissions. I’m not sure I trust him but he might be an imperiomaniac.

by MailBox218 November 6, 2018

Thankles

A very thick ankle, typically the result of excessive force on the feet.

My mother had a history in dance, so she developed thankles over time

by MailBox218 March 12, 2019