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happy slapping

happy slapping is the act of hitting/slapping someone wile recording it on a camera phone. Very popular with chavs, who think they are cool. If a chave ever happy slapps you, crack his motherfucking skull open and/or blow his head off with a shot gun. Be prepared if you see a chave with a camera phone, be ready to crack him in the jaw.
chav: hey lets go Happy Slapping.
chav 2: Yo totaley.
guy: (after being slapped) What the fuck you gonna die now, you son of a bitch (grabs knife and stabs chav in the brain through eye socket).
by K-man2 May 10, 2006
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Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.
by e_briz August 6, 2008
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tit-slapping

Tit-slapping is a sadistic fetish of slapping a woman's breasts for sexual arousal. It is one of the Japanese fetishes imported into American mainstream fetish porn. One western form features woman on woman tit slapping in a cat-fight scenario. A more sadistic form features a bound woman with large breasts being subjected to violent breast slapping, twisting, pulling and pinching, resulting in tears, obvious pain, discoloration and bruising to the breast. It is a form of sadistic humiliation.
John had to engage in tit-slapping his girl friend's big pendulous breasts in order to get an erection before they had sex.
by Toryu88 September 13, 2016
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electronic towel snapping

Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring using the internal e-mail system and using ALLSTAFF to involve everybody, including sneaking into someone's office and using their e-mail account to send out embarrassing e-mails to the entire staff; from the habit of boys in high school locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts. Also known as "e-snapping".
"sorry I was late," said James," It took me an extra ten minutes to clear my inbox of all the electronic towel snapping that has been going on between Lex and Tim."
by doomed one April 24, 2008
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You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.
Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.
by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010
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Light-trapping

A slow driver in front of you who manages to crawl through a yellow light right when it's about to turn red (and even worse, at a railroad crossing), leaving you and the enraged drivers behind you in a huge traffic jam.
I would've made it back home sooner if it wasn't for that slow bastard who kept light-trapping me at nearly every other block.
by Dr. Claw July 29, 2009
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gay trapping

when someone gaslights and manipulates people around you to make them think you are gay so they can get with you.
Kevin was gay trapping my best friend Aiden and we all thought Aiden was a closeted gay for months!
by krisiisjdjwiowos March 11, 2023
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