Stoke Fan

A glory hunting fuckwit who thinks that their team "Stoke City" are good. Most of them require special education due to their extreme superiority complex. They meet at their local circus on a weekly basis - locally known as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team known for its hideous red and white circus stripes and that ugly bastard hippo mascot which they use as a wanking image.

Most Stoke fans are inbred and require constantly reminding their team is long past its sell by date.

by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022

stokes

a really cool man who has nice blue eyes and is kind of messed up inside but very lovable

did you here stokes got accepted to harvard?

by stokes the best November 29, 2021

Stoking

Stoking:

Verb
the action of refusing to admit to yourself that you’re obsessively following an individual.
Stok (also spelt stoke):

“Dude stop stoking we all know you’re a stalker.”

by Isaac Dicks October 30, 2021

Alex Stokes

Has a twin, but more girls pick his twin Alan Stokes has never dated a girl but will one day.

"Alex Stokes is a really nice person I wanna be him"

by Any questions call.... your ma June 12, 2020

Stokes

A properly dodgy fucker, would hit on your Mum/daughter/ granddaughter given half the chance, lives bybthe 5 is ok to drive pint rule, has an opinion on EVERYTHING!!

Fuck me I trust him as much as I trust Stokes

by Crep Lord August 8, 2025

Stoked

A really good high

Damn that shit was gas I’m stoked

by Bïg nigga February 17, 2020

STOKE THE KNOT

The act of packing your balls into a woman's ass as if you were packing/stoking a pipe.

"Last night I met a chick who wanted me to stoke the knot. I said "what's that? And she said pack your nutbag into my whispering eye. I obliged her."

by Chaps Provelone October 28, 2021