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Starbucks Republican

Cowardly conservative. Loves American and Constitution yet is scared to talk about it. Worries a few social media friends will be lost over politics or be seen as a redneck. Suspiciously quick and eager to always side with the left on all racial topics. Snobby, has little in common with middle class Republicans. Similar to a RINO, Bush Globalist, Lincoln Project phony Republican.
A Closet Republican and a Starbucks Republican is basically the same thing.
by BamBamJax March 29, 2021
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Goth Starbucks

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.
Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks
by ClownJuice October 4, 2021
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Preston from Starbucks

That guy with really nice hair and works at Starbucks. He's also really talented but you would really never know. Kinda like Alex from target but better. He tends to wear hats.
"Hey look it's preston from starbucks."
"Don't you mean Alex from target?"
by The illuminati24601 January 20, 2015
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National Buy Your Girlfriend Starbucks Day

This is the day when boyfriends buy their girlfriends their favorite Starbucks drink
Friends: “Hey let’s go get smoothies!”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”
by girlyygirl13 October 26, 2020
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Starjacker

Someone who steals your Starbucks coffee when you are recieving the drink at the pick-up line. Mostly harmless, but very annoying.
Some random Starjacker just stole my grande double shot Java Chip frappucino and went off with it, that bastard!
by SexyChocolate April 4, 2008
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sterback

(noun)The sperm infested back of the strangest hooker one has laid eyes upon.

(verb) The act of dumping knuckle-Children on the back of a dirty,dirty,skank.
"I turned the bitch around to hit it doggy-style, but puked when I saw the hideous Sterback the slut was hiding."

"He said he Sterbacked the whore until he covered her tramp-stamp".
by Alex of Arabia April 7, 2009
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Starbuckified

When Starbucks takes any good idea, and then creates something that is either coffee, or suitable with coffee.
PERSON 1: Starbucks now has these Crystal Light things.
PERSON 2: Yeah, they took those drink mix packets and Starbuckified them.
by Ascending Flame June 5, 2010
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