Stander

When the dog takes a shit and the shit stands up vertically

Holy Fuck... My dog just took a stander.

by Rusty2Fingers November 25, 2014

Corner Stander

a human being of either sex standing on a street corner ready to get paid 20 bucks for 20 minutes (if you know what i mean)

Jezel-hey Ayo, did you visit the corner stander I told you was the best price for a good quality time?
Ayo-Hell yeah man, that guy was totally worth the money i spent, thanks for hooking me up with him.
Jezel-no prob

by LRGII January 31, 2009

standing ovation

when a man has sex with a girl while standing up by fucking her in the ass, fingering her, feeling her breasts, and making out with her.

John liked Jane so much he gave her a standing ovation.

A standing ovation is a great way to let a girl know that you like her.

by physics nerds '12 October 9, 2009

a standing 8 count

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

by Jon Downey September 19, 2006

standing ovation

when you take a shit that's so big it sticks out of the toilet bowl water.

after eating at that mexican restaurant i went into their bathroom and gave a standing ovation- too bad i can never go back there again.

by Mikey Lancaster April 21, 2007

Standing Ovation

When a girl with "Butterfly Wings" stands up after sex and jumps up and down making her pussy sound like someone is clapping!

When Andrea got done fucking Jeremy she stood up after and gave him a "Standing Ovation"!

by DiZzY dOn December 22, 2007

last person standing

the person awake and standing after a long night of drinking and partying.

Cindy was the last person standing at Marisha's bachelorette party.

by Cindy D. March 21, 2008