Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013

Push a pearl out that squirrel

The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.

Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.

by Sexducator August 8, 2012

squirrel's nest

A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.

Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.

by Monte Pace April 26, 2008

squirrel handed

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

by omg! September 19, 2003

squirddler

The evolved version of Turdle. It all began with Turdle which birthed Turddler. Then Turddler met Squirtle. Squirtle and Turddler hit it off quite well and gave birth to the infamously cute and cuddly Squirddler who still reins supreme over all things both cute and stinky.

Damn! That chick is the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Long, beautiful hair, a smile that could unite the world in happiness, a face and personality that just exudes innocence and love. Wow, what a woman...and she farts a lot too. Yep, she is definitely a Squirddler.

by MolecularToast August 4, 2006

squirg

the biggest cock you will ever see. men with squirgs can fuck girls from miles away. also, squirgs are rock hard.

the man with the squirg sonic fucked (sonic fucking) some bitch.

by C-PATTS7 April 10, 2010

Squirrel

Brown furry Douchebags, may look cute but they will rule The universe in 15 years

Hey look a squirrel! Oh, its building a warmachine

by WouldyouF May 20, 2019