An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 09, 2022
When six guys lay on their back in a circle and the girl takes turns riding each of them in sequence.
Bro, if we all put our money together we'll have enough for one hooker this weekend, we can just create Squidward's Tiki Land.
by Toga Seafoam May 23, 2020
Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"
Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
by kufye October 17, 2021
Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.
by the diarrhea king March 04, 2022
*playing mario kart* "God damn, everyone is hitting me with their weapons-AND I GOT HIT AGAIN. *sigh* that's a real shitty Mc Squidward!"
by Ralphistic January 02, 2015
Patrick Stewart: YOU MF'ERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?
Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?
Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 08, 2022
Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 09, 2021