Szechuan Squid

When a girl gives a handjob with her fingers gripping your dick from the end of your knob down. As you are about to blow your load, she squirts Sriracha sauce on the end of your dick and you blow a mixture of spunk and sriracha sauce all over her hand, resulting in a Szechuan Squid.

My mate Jeremy got so drunk last night, he agreed to give me a Szechuan Squid

by pellius_2000 October 22, 2018

Squidditch

The act of playing Quidditch but when you're a squid.

Squid played Squidditch with his tentacles.

by SquidMCSquid May 12, 2010

The Squid

A particular method used by unexperienced girls to give hand jobs. The female (or male) performing the hand job spreads out their fingers and approaches the penis head on, collapsing each digit equidistant around the base of the shaft. To complete the stroke, all five fingers are drawn up the shaft toward the center of the palm unanimously while the palm is drawn away away from the head of the penis. Performed correctly, this should result in a motion resembling a squid swimming.

So last night I was making out with my girlfriend and she tried to give me the squid...

by Wolf of Handicap Stall Street January 24, 2014

choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.

John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.

by Mister Crim September 14, 2011

The Squid

When a girl sticks a leaking pen inside her pussy and leaves it there for awhile. She then removes the pen and shoots an inkblot like a squid.

Joe: God damn man I was gonna fuck this chick but she pulled the squid on me and I bailed.

Bob: Nice.

by Wook January 28, 2008

squid rape

To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.

Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!

by blackpowermothafucka March 20, 2007

Squidgy

squidgy is the action of performing aggressive anal with a boy or girl. While this is occurring multiple fluids come into play. These fluids include, saliva, blood, semen, urine, and often tears.

Sam: Hey Ivy would you like to have squidgy with me.

Ivy: yes I would love to have squidgy with you.

by The Chewy G0d October 22, 2019