butt-squelch

butt-squelch- a retard definition 2 a constint masturbater definition 3 when you are taking a dump and the toliet water splashes on yur ass

I was taking a crap after lunch and i was butt-squelched

by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004

squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

squenchy

A term used to describe the butt of a cat, derived from its squenched up look, especially when poop is being pushed through by the bowells.

Cat #1: Oh look, her squenchy is in our face because her tail is up
Cat #2: No cat has a squench so squenched up as her...
Cat #1: Yeah. Stupid squencher.

by Anon Ymous Jr. August 12, 2006

Squinch

When you scrunch your face

"Upon his massive explosion of warm splooge that hit her directly in the eye, she was forced to squinch"

by Chosen 0ne May 22, 2013

squanch

1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched

I squanched this picture of Ed Sheeran.
Do you like squanch Ed Sheeran?
Get squanched.

by squanchsupreme June 18, 2020

squenching

The act of licking a girls boobs. or it may also be used if you are the person who is getting their tits licked.it can be used as squench, squenched, etc.

when we where squenching i jizzed a little

by fly guy1432 December 24, 2009