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squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
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squeezing the olive

Having a poo
I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive
by chrisbibby August 16, 2018
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Snunching

Making multiple rounds through Costco and Sams club eating sample foods as your lunch.
I'm starving and can't decide what I want for lunch. I'm going snunching.
by Hippy_Juices May 29, 2019
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Squeeging

The act of discharging period blood
My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night. I'm pretty sure shes squeeging this week.
by Jenziyte September 30, 2019
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Squatching

When you want to make someone feel embarrassed, just say that they are squatching.
Hey look, Max and Isabel are squatching! (everyone in the room laughs at them)
by Lexatron101 December 5, 2019
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Squeezing the Salamander

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.
by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019
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Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)
I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!
by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020
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