super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious

Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!

by timlight April 26, 2020

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Spread your cheeks

What happens when you don’t scroll fast enough

Listen here you big juicy nut. I’ll give you three seconds before I spread your cheeks like some butter

by Ur mom's shrek hentai August 20, 2018

Man Spread

When a man sits down wthout crushing his balls.

feminist: Stahp man spreading you bigot!

by coleeco December 9, 2016

Spread Eagle

A particular dance move in which one lays on their back and opens their legs in a split position to the sky.

Mo dropped into the spread eagle in the middle of his dance performance .

by MightyExtra May 21, 2017

sorted

v. From English slang terminology. 1. To be sorted. To be under the influence of ecstacy. Broader uses include being under the influence of other drugs and also being equiped with ecstacy (or other substances) 2. To be organised. To have things in order.
3. syn. for cool or wicked.

1. (in a club)"easy mate, you havin' a good night"
"yeah im fuckin' sorted bruv!!"

2. "I've got to get my taxes sorted by tuesday."

3. "can you hook me up with that program you use for editing songs?"
"yeah, sure"
"sorted!"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

Spite Shit

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.

Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.

by Superlative1 November 16, 2011