Slinger

A Slinger is characterized by a love of freedom and flexibility, outside the strict, societal confines of long-term cable contracts and high monthly bills. When looking to kick back and be comfortable, a Slinger partakes in the activity known as Slinging. Slinging can occur at home with a significant other, or in a community of like-minded Slinging
enthusiasts at what’s known colloquially as a “Slingers Party.”

"Hey man, you know your friend Stacy...do you think she's a Slinger?"

"Yeah, she hates commitment and paying too much for cable. She's been Slinging since 2015."

by hyers May 8, 2018

sphincter

muscle in ur bumhole that acts like a railroad switch tie to direct the output

1.if u tickle my bumhole, i may poop, or fart
2.I was peeing and my sphincter caused me to flatulate

by kal August 9, 2004

sphincter blossom

the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.

you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

Strawberry Slinger

When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.

Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn't do the dishes.

by Monica February 24, 2005

Dick-slinger

a member of the male species that has sex alot.

That guy John banged four girls last week,he's a real hum dinger sex fiend dick -slinger

by john jones May 23, 2004

Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.

Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012