splurge

when u go a long time without masterbating and u sit next to a fine ass chick in class and u cum in your pants

Holy shit dude the new girl was so fine that i splurged all over my pants

by hatedforsex April 16, 2007

splurge

1. having sex or being/acting like a hoe

2. baggin' or get to know someone

3. go out & do you

1. that bitch was splurgin at that party on Friday

2. Boy - i'm tryna splurge tonight

3. Girl - me & my boyfriend broke up! i'm splurgin tonight

by xkimberlee June 9, 2009

splurge

to ejaculate

i splurged all over her face

by pville October 29, 2002

splorgasm

when a male enters foreplay and is exploring a woman's body but before intercourse is actually taken the male busts nut, causing the sex to not happen and the woman to zip up and leave. It is very unattractive.

Dude, you need Viagra to keep from getting those splorgasms.

by Deeanna March 7, 2008

splagnificant

Somethign that is simply too amazing for words that already exist.

Mr Angry Face Man: >:|
Happy child: Hi there!
Mr Angry Face Man: Hello. >:| YOU'VE BEEN MESSING AROUND.
Happy shild: That's not true!
Mr Angry Face Man: SHUT YOUR FACE. HOW ARE YOU?
Happy Child: I'm simply splagnificant, chum!

by Big Mr Unicorn December 14, 2008

splagoosh

A lighter

"Anyone got a splagoosh to light this reefa?"

by chewrocket October 25, 2008

Slarger

Mashup word of Slightly and Larger.

slight·ly (slītˈlē)
adverb
To a small degree or extent; somewhat.
Slenderly; delicately

large (lärj)
adj. larg·er, larg·est
1. Of greater than average size, extent, quantity, or amount; big.
2. Of greater than average scope, breadth, or capacity; comprehensive.
3. Important; significant:

A neutron's subatomic particle mass is slarger than that of a proton.

by le_muse_toujour December 9, 2010