spirituality

A term that means absolutely nothing at all, but that people claim to practice when they want to sound deep, and mystically wise, but it's not RELIGION, they would never practice anything so crass and gauche as RELIGION, of course, they want to let you know that they're not like those silly God-botherers, no, THEY just engage in the exact type of magical thinking as religious followers, but don't even have the "God" excuse to fall back on.

Dumbass: Ever since I fucked up my life, I've decided to begin practicing spirituality. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
Rational Person: What the fuck does that even mean?

by q359 July 25, 2023

Spiritual Entanglement

The process in which two spiritual beings fornicate over biblical music such as baby shark and the pornhub theme turn

Your dead nan had spiritual entanglement with your dead uncle

by pdabber123 December 18, 2022

Spiritual Psychoextraphysics

Spiritual Psychoextraphysics is a field of psychoextraphysics that seeks to study spiritual, religious, mystical, esoteric, occult and extraphysical experiences and the relation between their stimulus and sensations between the physical and extraphysical level. Also seeking to study the relation between the physical body and the extraphysical body during those experiences.

"Spiritual psychoextraphysics is an interesting field of study for study about astral projection, mediumship, meditation and other spiritual practices and experiences in a way that considers physics, extraphysics, psychology and spirituality at the same time, and it's really amazing."

by Full Monteirism May 11, 2021

spiritually poor

Spiritually poor means u are poor in spirit which means u don't believe in the spirit of God

For those who are "Spiritually poor" for theirs is a kingdom in heaven

by Giuls99 October 9, 2016

Spirituous

Adjective that describes someone whose had a few spirits (alchohol) and has now become quite happy. Simmillar meaning to tipsy.

Person 1: She's looing a bit spirituous.
Person 2: No mate she's off her face

by Ben Ibbo December 12, 2008

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Spiritually Mediocre

SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.

SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.

Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!

by Nevernity February 16, 2025