fidget spinner

A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.
Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"

Person 2: "Explain how."

Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."

Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."
by Mr Kaltron September 04, 2017
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Fidget Spinner

An object that has been spawned by toy companies to help children with fidgets (ex. tapping pencil, bouncy feet,etc.) but have been popularized by You tubers which have made this Toy only for stupid sporty kids at an elementary school to show off
"Yo, i got a Fidget Spinner for my fidgeting problem"
"okay"
"Lol, i got this sw33t fidg3t spinner that looks like gold lol XDXD"
"Die in hell please"
by Look, fuck you May 24, 2017
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fidget spinner

A toy meant to help people relieve stress and improve focus first available in the 90's. It was created to capitalize on individuals with ADHD, autism, or anxiety; it became highly popular in 2017, though the fidget spinner is heading toward obsolescence, as people are finally realizing how antithetical it is. Many schools have banned fidget spinners for being distracting.
Student 1: I just got another fidget spinner yesterday.
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!
by Imwy June 20, 2017
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Midget Spinner

Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.

Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.
A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!
by doomscyte July 24, 2017
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Midget Spinner

Mostly a short girl/stripper on a dancing pole.
by beyondyourmemes July 25, 2017
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Fidget Spinner

Object that rotates at high speed to distract autistic edgy retards from their real life problems. Mainly used at schools because it is a popular trend that should have died in a fire. Faggots that use fidget spinners actually cry themselves to sleep.
"Yo did you see Evan and his Fidget Spinner?"

"Yeah man I did, what a faggot."
by Spinnerkid May 19, 2017
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Kid 1: I just got a 1,000 dollar fidget spinner!
Kid: Well at least I don't follow cancerous trends like you.
by Bruce Lee's left nostril June 13, 2017
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