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sinking the titanic

When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.

A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.

Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"
"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"

"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.
by bardock obama October 10, 2013
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spinning a record

A term given to describe the act of a woman masterbating by rubbing her fingers back and forth on her clitoris.
Man, my girlfriend loves spinning a record when I'm watching.
by Running_Wild May 18, 2017
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rims that keep spinning when you stop

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).
Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life
by Mark February 23, 2005
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Spanking

When ur butt is hit over and over again by hand
Ryan got a spanking
by Sissy panty boy June 25, 2015
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spinning out

Spinning out means a short momentary loss in all co-ordination of mind. This term could be used to explain when someone is feeling particulary disoriantated or intoxicated.
A:are you alright
B: yeah mate but im spinning out realy badly
by charlie knowles March 21, 2008
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spinning mule

The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.
I gave my bitch a spinning mule last week and she couldn't walk for days.
by Cumslud January 15, 2008
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Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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