coon spoon

large spoon used to cook crack. most comonly found in a house full of black people.

billy: why is there a coon spoon on your table?
johnny: some niggers were cookin crack before they left

by Rollin Smoke January 10, 2007

spoon

Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.

My girl always wants to spoon, but I just wanna fork!

by Shawnster April 20, 2005

There is no Spoon

A phrase popularized by Keanu Reeve's character Neo in The Matrix, acting as a turning point for Neo's mentality regarding the reality of the Matrix.

'There is no spoon' implies that, despite all visual, physical, or mental evidence to the contrary, the thing in question does not exist.

A man walking in the desert sees an oasis appear as from nowhere. "There is no spoon." And he walks away.

*

"Dude, I just saw Bigfoot! Man, he was right there!"

"There is no spoon."

by LouisTsunami November 12, 2009

Talented Spoon

Derived from the theory that Asains choose their names by sounds spoons created when they fall on the floor (Chang, Thong, Bing). When a person of Asain decent has a western name it is assumed that a talented spoon created it.

This Chinese dude roundhouse kicked six bears and a tiger. The best part was his name is Steve. That must have been one talented spoon!

by snakewins4 February 14, 2012

Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.

Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Spoon Train

This is 3 or more people spooning in the same direction to either preserve heat or reduce the space taken up in a cramped area. It is a manoeuvre most often performed by teens.

eg- "its a 3 man tent and theres 5 of us... time to spoon train"

other areas: dorm room, tree house, single bed, small room, youth hostel etc

by nickskate August 11, 2010

Urban Spoon

when riding on public transport and being spooned due to over crowding or someone is just a creep

woke up to this creep pressing up so close i could feel his junk, he was straight up urban spooning me

by croopstc August 15, 2011