Good Spamaritan

Someone who goes around performing random acts of kindness and then flooding their friends' Facebook newsfeeds with constant bragging about their good deeds.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Jon is doing good things for people, but does he have to be such a Good Spamaritan?

by Melvin June 25, 2014

Language Spasm

When you are talking, then you switch to a random language in the middle of a sentence.

(The word "Language" can be replaced by whatever language you switch to. For example: Spanish Spasm)

Guy 1: That Math test was so hard...
Guy 2: Yeah! I think that class is no bueno.
Guy 1: Dude, stop it with the spanish.
Guy 2: Sorry it's just a Language Spasm.

by DesertStormEleven June 9, 2016

Fasm Spasm

A very silly billy who doesn’t know when to stop being silly . :(

Oi Eli, Stop being a fasm spasm

by samuel2007 December 7, 2019

Dick Spasm

That one feeling that guys get in the middle of the day when their nuts just surge and make this weird buzz feeling.

Dude I had a Dick Spasm yesterday, not that that's a bad thing.

by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms

A righteous boner

That Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms could've crashed the wall of china.

by Tyballs November 19, 2012

Cock Spasm

General Derogitory term for a retard or dumbass or jerk, or anyone else deserving a derogitory title

You hit my car you fucking cock spasm.

by Nex August 29, 2003

ass spasm

a spasm when someone blows there load inside your buttox

my man gave me an ass spasm last night, yo fo sheezy meh neezy

by blake davis December 17, 2004