Spanish onion

When you start crying due to the Latin girl you're 69-ing sharting in your face.

Person 1: Hey, amigo, what's wrong?

Person 2: I had a Spanish onion last night, I cried for hours

by Dfell19 November 19, 2015

Spanish (Español)

Spanish is a language used in spain.

person 1: Realmente necesito hacer caca. donde esta el baño, tengo diarrea explosiva

person 2: what? is that spanish (Español)? no hablo Español.

person 1: qué..? Realmente necesito ir al baño. por favor dirígeme al baño

by oka2111 November 30, 2020

spanish landslide

When you jizz in your girl's hair before throwing her down a flight of stairs, with a pre-organised acquaintance waving a red cape at the bottom of said flight of stairs, calling appropriate Matadorial phrases.

Guy 1: Dude I'd just had the best fajita ive ever eaten, so I celebrated by giving my bird a spanish landslide.

Guy 2: Who was your matador?!

Guy 1: Your dad.

by The Mayor Of Flair November 13, 2007

Spanish Turnip

Where you wipe your ass with the persons head hair after taking a monster dump

I gave Taylor Link a spanish turnip for his birthday and he threw up

by Michael Wahl February 11, 2005

spanish handjob

when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties

Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.

by tinkabilly April 18, 2015

hand sanitizer

the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.

i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

spaniard

a really good looking type of guy, generally with dark hair and eyes, who speaks spanish and lives in spain

I would go out with a spaniard.

by Ang89 September 20, 2006