spanish flu

When a non hispanic person becomes obsessed with dating or trying to get with mexicans or puerto ricans of the opposite gender. Common in white people but also affects blacks. The exact cause is unknown.
One of the best diseases ever.

The hispanic version of yellow fever

white guy: damn! when did carmen get so fucking hot?!
mexican: wtf
asian: get away from me! i dont wanna catch the spanish flu!

by jtispimp March 6, 2010

Spanish Time

being 6 hours to a week late on something

person 1: i thought he said 4pm
person 2: no he said 4pm spanish time
person 3: dood thats like 3 days from now with him

by Mashlin September 21, 2003

Spanish

A very annoying class that is required in Columbus Grove to graduate high school.

I have to go to spanish next period. uhhhh.

by The true webster March 6, 2019

spanish jeans

another word for sweat pants

"Dan is wearing his spanish jeans to work again"

by Chris I. November 3, 2005

Spanish Pillow

When you fart on a pillow and then hold it over someones face forcing them to smell it.
May lead to pink eye if done bear ass

I gave gerald a spanish pillow the other day, he thought it was lovely, then he got pink eye

by StainlessSteve September 3, 2009

Spanish Taxi

Farting within a motor-vehicle, to then close all windows, vents and lock all doors so passengers must endure the stench.

Bloke 1: "I gave my mum a lift to the shops yesterday, gave them a hint of a spanish taxi didn't i!"

Bloke 2: "good job"

by Jones Horton January 25, 2009

the spanish inquisition

nobody expects it

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

by martcraft December 25, 2019