Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020

The Soviet Union

The motherland. Our only hope. Our pride and joy. The embodiment of happiness

I love the Soviet Union.

by Leninsupportgrouppies549 March 13, 2022

Soviet Hard On

When Sir. John A. MacDonald has a secret man love for the rebellious half breed, Louis Riel.

Cazz has a Soviet hard on for history

by Cazz's Momma May 5, 2021

Soviet Bomb Pop

Icicles in the anus.

Watch out for snowmen in Russia, lest you fall victim to the Soviet Bomb Pop.

by Captain Brewbeard October 30, 2021

Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.

SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

T-28 (Soviet)

Not to be confused with the T28 superheavy, the T-28 was a soviet medium tank used in the Second World War, The Winter War, and was designed in 1931 and was produced until 1941. It has up to 80mm of armour. It had a top speed of around 20mph.

Person:“Who can name any tanks from World War Two?”

Person2: “The T-28 (Soviet) multi turreted tank”

Person: “Random but good answer”

by Glamrock Chica December 28, 2022

in soviet russia

a meme in which something is reversed between america and soviet russia

in america you write definition, in soviet russia definition writes you

by anonymous September 17, 2020