SOFAS

Survivor of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Keep your opinions to yerselves you fucking SOFAS

by creme_dela_mem3 February 24, 2019

Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

Sofa Bear

OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......

there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)

by Anonymous girl 123 October 27, 2021

on the red sofa

having a period

You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.

by The Font March 18, 2015

Road-Sofa

A Road-Sofa is any motorcycle that is large and designed mostly for comfort.

My Goldwing is such a wonderful Road-Sofa

by Traza42 October 12, 2016

sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.

"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"

by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009