Scootered

When you almost get a ringer but not quite but your still just flying high !

Wow I'm fucking scootered !!

by Enlightened Aura April 24, 2024

shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

Scottere

Scottere is a name given to someone with the name Scott, who is a father type, or daddy figure for someone. It is the male form of the French word "MaMere" which means "my mother".

Our quad had a Scottere and he was great.

by fantasyisland-wherethefunbegin May 29, 2024

Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

Sittered

One who has sat down and pooped themself

Taxxed has sittered himself

by shirten March 11, 2025

Snookered

To put a males foreskin over another males ball bag, This act can be done between any 2-3 consenting males.

Hey Dave, do you fancy being snookered this evening

by TheSnookerMaster June 5, 2025

smotheredge

A state or quality of being sharp yet calm; when someone or something has a refined edge — controlled, precise, and powerful beneath the surface

She walked into the room with smotheredge — graceful but unstoppable.

by ShadEclipse August 13, 2025