SNOB MOB

"SM." richeness cant buy beauty obviously.. these bitches rig prom court and homecoming court every year. nobody actually likes their secret whoreness. HUGE beer sluts. PCP is one of their favorite drugs, but if u ask them they were "slipped a pill."

hey soma im gonna call u tonight ill give u beer to suck my black dick


soma: okay hahahhahahah SM!

by sm lover May 4, 2005

movie snob

The way you can tell if someone is a movie snob is by asking them what they like to do in their spare time. If they say "movies" they are normal people. If they say "film" they are movie snobs. Movie snobs are the kind of people who go see a movie like Spiderman and then whine that it's unrealistic because there's no way a real person could get bit by a spider and be able to fly from building to building.

You can usually find movie snobs posting 1000 messages a minute on imdb.com trying to make themselves look smarter than other people and telling everyone else they are using bad grammar. Chances are they are in their mid-20s, don't have jobs, and live in their mom's basement. They might try to make independent movies but don't realize that everyone else thinks their movies are terrible.

by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 11, 2006

meme snob

A person who judges a meme, and the sharer, based on how old the meme is, how many times it has been shared or other attributes other than it's comedic value. Also see prick dickhead

Someone sent me a funny meme, so I decided to share with some friends on the book of faces. Brandon always has a comment about how old it is or how he's seen that before. He's a meme snob

by ProjekPat November 8, 2017

browser snob

A web site that turns its nose up at legitimate, fully-functional browsers, such as IE 7 or Firefox simply because the webmaster won't tolerate his site being viewed using off-brand browsers and can't be bothered to update the site's script to recognize legitimate browsers.

Some monopolistic corporations, such as MyCrudSoft, are browser snobs. You have to do business with them on their terms because they don't even need to care whether you like doing business with them. It's their way making sure you know that they don't have to give a crap about you.

by Downstrike March 1, 2005

cum snob

A girl who imposes irrational or superficial standards and prejudicial exclusionary characteristics for her sexual partners.

I was hittin' that three or four times a week before she bleached her hair and became a cum snob.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

brand snob

A brand snob is someone who has clothing, equipment, accessories, etc. from brands who are expensive and are popular

"You're such a brand snob Chloe."

by Robinnnuk December 10, 2017

Pizza Snob

A person who thinks the only good pizza is from New York or Chicago or the old country. Or argues about the origin of pizza like they have a monopoly on some ancient wisdom of the ages and anyone who likes Totinos or Godfathers is a fucktard.

You're a elitist pizza snob bitch, you can go fuck yourself.

by Akathebest May 1, 2015