smollop

a quantity of something that is less than a dollop

"ey up maz, theres a smollop of cheese in t'fridge"

by vrcticaish October 24, 2022

Metaphysically Smol

A term for a person who is bound to convention and generally considered unobtrusive to those around them. Often lacking a distinct personality.

Jim doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s pretty metaphysically smol.

You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.

by Snidget September 9, 2019

Gab Smolders

A sweet young lady who loves to play video games and does videos on YouTube She has a cat named BB (Big Boss) and lives with her boyfriend Sean in Brighton!

"Have you seen Gab Smolders on YouTube?"

Yea I have, I love her series on Stardew Valley!

by Devilition June 16, 2021

smolish

One Ugly muthafucka! Uglier than ugly

Damnnnnn!!!!! That bitch is smolish!

by Chymya July 14, 2006

Smolded

Domination of one person/party over another in competition.

"Who won the game last night"? "Pfft... the Pacers got smolded man...they couldn't do anything".

by Eselle May 23, 2009

Smol bean

Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.

Zack believes that Hannah is a smol bean, yet he is incorrect as HE is the smollest of beans.

by Chuuya's_knobC November 12, 2017

smollettry

Faking self-harm — associated with race, religion, or gender — to generate outrage and sympathy. Crying wolf to generate unwarranted minority victim status.

The man's smollettry, consisting of secretly spray painting racist graffiti on his own garage, created an outpouring of sympathy for him, and outrage by those opposed to bigotry.

by Ivanna Culito February 21, 2019