Smidge

A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter

G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .

by Great Clementini October 14, 2015

smidget

an awesome adorable person who smells like cotton candy and smiles like a laser beam... sheorhe is an amazing person sent onto this earth to manufacture smiles and unicorns. DONT SMUDGE MY SMIDGE! a compliment to any human being.

that girl is so optimistic and lives in her own little world, what a smidget!

by drowningwithattitude December 31, 2012

smoge

any manner of gooey substances of a slimey consitancey

put some smoge on the crack to fill the void.
i stepped in some smoge and i tracked all over my floor.
when we finished having sex she wipe my smoge on the curtain.

by lois fiduch February 20, 2010

smadge

Comes from the colloquial abbreviation of vagina (vadge). Referring to a smelly vagina.

Mmm... That smadge is smelly!

by Chantal24 December 14, 2008

smooge

funk from a dog's ass

That dog left smooge on my couch!!

by annaisabella March 18, 2004

smudgeon

to beat somebody or something into a smudge

I smudgeoned the hare to death. There was only an ear left, a smudge you might say.

by kim dahlroth January 26, 2005

Smoodge

(Noun) The area in which one keeps its paraphernalia while smoking marijuana.

And/or

(Noun) One's collectionof marijuana paraphernalia brought out each time one smokes.

"You messed up my smoodge when you sat down!"

"Go grab the smoodge beforenwe sit down to watch Face Off."

by smileitsalexz September 1, 2013