A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter
G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
by Great Clementini October 14, 2015
Get the Smidge mug.an awesome adorable person who smells like cotton candy and smiles like a laser beam... sheorhe is an amazing person sent onto this earth to manufacture smiles and unicorns. DONT SMUDGE MY SMIDGE! a compliment to any human being.
by drowningwithattitude December 31, 2012
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i stepped in some smoge and i tracked all over my floor.
when we finished having sex she wipe my smoge on the curtain.
i stepped in some smoge and i tracked all over my floor.
when we finished having sex she wipe my smoge on the curtain.
by lois fiduch February 20, 2010
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Get the smudgeon mug.(Noun) The area in which one keeps its paraphernalia while smoking marijuana.
And/or
(Noun) One's collectionof marijuana paraphernalia brought out each time one smokes.
And/or
(Noun) One's collectionof marijuana paraphernalia brought out each time one smokes.
"You messed up my smoodge when you sat down!"
"Go grab the smoodge beforenwe sit down to watch Face Off."
"Go grab the smoodge beforenwe sit down to watch Face Off."
by smileitsalexz September 1, 2013
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