small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

small vagina

A small vagina is when someone says they have a big dick (and they don’t) and you have to defend yourself and say you have a small vagina

Boy: I have a big dick
Girl: no you don’t, I have a small vagina

by Littleperson1601 October 21, 2017

small penis syndrome

Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn't need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice. And sleeping with big women to feel adequate, because they lack self esteem. They usually tend to hit, disrespect or yell at women. This may be because women won't/can't sit on their tiny dick. They also usually have a shit load of kids because they try to wear XL condoms, thus leading to unwanted kids whom they also beat and yell at.

Anyone with a unnecessary raised truck with huge tires, lots of guns, a huge 7 room house, or a reputation for lying about themselves in general, yet still doesn't have a goddamn woman. This can make them have small penis syndrome.

by cracker13 January 17, 2010

small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.

after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken

by original prankster May 1, 2006

small pp

A term used to mentally and, possibly, physically annihilate whoever it is addressed to. Only use under EXTREME circumstances.

you have very small pp background explosions

by lolflipjkno February 2, 2020

Small fat

A person who is able to fit into sizes 18 and lower. It is described this way in the body positivity movement as there are different levels to being fat. See mid fat, superfat, and infinifat

She’s able to shop at forever 21 because she’s a small fat, my superfat self couldn’t fit into their clothing.

by Anabanana425 June 30, 2021

small cat

Function: noun
Date: 2008
Etymology: defined to be a politically correct synonym; derived from pussycat

1 a) usually vulgar: pussy
b) slang : a weak or cowardly man or boy : wimp, sissy

"Don't be a small cat!"

by MondayFriday October 14, 2008