Speedway slurpee

Getting a blow job behind a gas station.

John asked his girl if she wanted a speedway slurpee. They then went behind the gas station and she gave him a blow job

by Nerdytits January 24, 2017

Coke Slurpee

Coke Slurpees are when you take a shit in a cup and freeze it for later. Works best with diarrhea.

I made that bitch a Coke Slurpee. She better like it.

by rick-lick February 18, 2015

underage slurpee

an underage slurpee is like a ninja or second term for jail bait.. adults use it so they can get away with raping little kids..

mike- " hey man, i was thinkin of pickin up an underage slurpee.. wanna come?"

mr.anderson- " hell yeah!! only if they are in elementry.. i like my underage slurpee TIGHT!!!"

by the mafia niggah June 17, 2010

Texas Slurpee

when a homosexual commits the act of sucking the cum out of another mans asshole....with a straw

" hey jim, heres that texas slurpee you were asking for!"

by bigfoot228 January 13, 2009

afghanistan slurpee

when a male engages in vaginal sex with a camel and cums inside of it, then going down on the camel and performing oral sex on the camel thus slurping/sucking out all the semen out.

At Ahkbar's bachelor party he got drunk and gave his sisters camel an afghanistan slurpee.

by Kyle Helvenston May 30, 2006

Slurpee Capital of the World

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

Thumbs up for slurpees

A generally positive exclamation, along the lines of "way to go" or the slightly older "excellent!." Originally from the Jonathan Coulton song Flickr and popularized by the podcast Bad Philosophy. Also can be used as an agreement.

"So I just aced that presentation"

"Thumbs up for slurpees, man!"

by JeffyMac April 2, 2009