When a midget fist pumps his bosses knob which splats on the ceiling requiring him to use a trampoline to tongue clean the ceiling while fist fucking his own ass.
by Line Freak May 16, 2021
Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 05, 2021
Just like chicken or beef stock. Sloppy Stock starts with your choice of ingredients. Any lady with an infection causing vaginal discharge is stirred with her partners penis. The man then ejaculates into the woman’s vagina. Next the woman raises her hips to create an upright receptacle with her vagina. The man urinates into her vagina and then lays down face up in front of her. She then tips her vagina down pouring it’s contents into the mans waiting open mouth.
by RainbowAustin November 08, 2021
When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.
by proudyellowman March 12, 2011
When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)
After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.
by art-officials April 10, 2015
The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."
by passion partier April 19, 2009
A gay man who enjoys having multiple immediately consecutive partners have intercourse with his buttocks.
by goblin99 September 13, 2013