A person of the female gender that prides herself in posting promiscuous photos on her facebook. Also likes slooting around with various men in order to compensate for her low self-esteem and self-consciousness.
Example 1:
Incoming, super slooter at three o'clock.
Example 2:
Hey, send me that link of the super slooter you were talking about.
Incoming, super slooter at three o'clock.
Example 2:
Hey, send me that link of the super slooter you were talking about.
by Owning Hour December 26, 2009
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Get the Sloptimus Prime mug.A Sloth Man is a sufferer of slothitis, an inherited disease, typically a Sloth Man struggles to finish a meal before it is cold, make it to anywhere on time, get out of bed, stay awake or move. Their minds are too diseased with slowness to grasp irony or sarcasm and they argue using long drawn out 'no no no's.
Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.
Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.
Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.
Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.
Normal Person: 'Your two hours late'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'
by Dr Man March 24, 2005
Get the sloth man mug.Usually geeky guys with high end electronic education or extreme mechanical/electronic repair / troubleshooting abilities. These guys are the gods of the casino world. Without them nothing would work. They're usually under paid and overworked. Most enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages agressively and have a strong appetite for coctail Waitresses or hot bartenders.
"Whos the hot guy in the black smock?" "He's the new Slot Tech, I wonder if he's single"
Bartender-"Oh boy, here come the Slot Techs...do we have enough beer this time?"
Bartender-"Oh boy, here come the Slot Techs...do we have enough beer this time?"
by Slot Tech July 30, 2006
Get the Slot tech mug.A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.
The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.
A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.
A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
Get the Slot Machine mug.-Raise your hands above your head in a claw-like fashion and move extremely slow towards the person whom you are attacking. Continue to attack the person by moving your feet up and down extremely slow until your face is right in front of your victim's chest. Continue by slowly raising your right arm over the victim's left shoulder and around their back. Next put your left arm over the victim's right shoulder and around their back so that you can lift yourself. Finally, wrap both legs around the victim extremely slowly, then slide down their body until you land on the floor.
-This is basically just a funny thing to do, and you will definitely get people to laugh, as long as you move very slowly towards them and wrap them up completely.
-This is basically just a funny thing to do, and you will definitely get people to laugh, as long as you move very slowly towards them and wrap them up completely.
by Preston Stell June 20, 2007
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