schwab-sized

something really really small. tiny.

He had a schwab-sized penis.

by yourlame June 10, 2009

Pocket Sized Lesbian

n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.

Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..

She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.

by nixipixi January 27, 2011

sized up

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

by Alexob May 19, 2014

sizzled

Roasted real hard.

The teacher roasted the student all the other students were like,
"Sizzled!"

by sassycassy0713 June 7, 2016

Cunt-Sized

A measurement of circumference, generally the size of a human cunt.

When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.

by Colonus September 3, 2010

Pocket sized sluts

Midgets that want to have sex.

Ricky and Bryan found to pocket sized sluts to fuck.

by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019

sizzerp

sizzerp is Alcohol!!!!!!

Let's go sip on sum SIZZERP

by FROM DANVILLE, CALI January 12, 2005