Simon

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.

1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”

by Tommie hendrickens April 30, 2022

Simon

Simon usually is one of those guys who wears adidas pants and has brown hair. He may or may not have glasses. Never trust a simon. He also doesn't have very good manners.

"Oh look. It's Simon." yay.

by name1001 February 17, 2020

Simon

Hey my name is Simon my best friends are Melker and Joel i like to play soccer and floorball

Simon is an sexy guy

by Addenator December 11, 2016

Simon

Kid who spends Moms credit card on V bucks

Simon is yes

by Hhhhftgvv November 18, 2019

Simon

The guy who sucks off crosswords for you

Simon, can you finish off my crossword?
Simon- absolutely! I will semon it off for you!

by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019

Simone

Simone is a very cool girl she has a lot of talent!

Simone is very simone ie

by Does Ben March 09, 2021

Simoning

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner

He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes

by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019