Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.

Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.

by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023

sikisinkitese

gently scratch-massage with long (artificial or natural) nails

Thank you Emily, that sikisinkitese was amazing. I've got goosebumps.

by kristiekardio September 3, 2023

Sikiotis

A sexual beast that cannot be tamed. They are rare but once found will devour you (sexually). They will never let you out of their site and is overly competitive.

Person1: Damn Sikiotis over there is kinda hot
Person2: That’s a fire hydrant

by LittleMan5’9” October 7, 2023

Similiar

When two people in the same place experience a familiar feeling that is similar.

They felt a similiar feeling

by Shatter12 October 22, 2023

filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

simi

a hokkien term for the question 'what'.

'simi dai ji (what is your problem), make so much noise'

by chl June 6, 2005

silking

chilling out, hanging ,keeping company

I was silking with girlfriend
silking with my boys smoking weed

by hottie 2010 December 6, 2009