Definitions by LittleMan5’9”

unobsolescence

The process of not becoming obsolete over time.

Son: "Dad, I was looking to getting some vinyl as all my friends are doing it."
Dad: "I actually have some stored away. There unobsolescence is incredible."

unobsolescence by LittleMan5’9” July 31, 2025

Byrizz 

The peak form of a Byron who has mastered the art of seduction and is a local rizzadent. Women want him and men want to be him.

The Byrizz strikes again

Byrizz by LittleMan5’9” October 15, 2023

Scullard 

A Scullard is a short hermit that is an alcoholic. They have an unwavering desire for being loved and loves anime. They also fuck bitches.

Person 1: is that Scullard over there??
Person 2: well he is short, drinking Jamison and has 2 women at his side, so it must be.

Scullard by LittleMan5’9” October 15, 2023

Pheko 

A person who is hard to find

Where’s Pheko?

Pheko by LittleMan5’9” October 12, 2023

Sikiotis 

A sexual beast that cannot be tamed. They are rare but once found will devour you (sexually). They will never let you out of their site and is overly competitive.

Person1: Damn Sikiotis over there is kinda hot
Person2: That’s a fire hydrant

Sikiotis by LittleMan5’9” October 7, 2023