Elijah/Simba

A very manly man, most likely in love with someone named Samantha Wells/ Nola, And is a procrastibator. Someone who watches porn instead of doing work.
Also known as the most amazing person in the entire world and completely dedicated to the love of his life Samantha Wells/Nola.

Wow! That guy is watching porn with his lady friend Samantha! What a Elijah/Simba!

by Eli Olson October 25, 2010

Simba'd

When a man cums on a woman's bosom then, using his thumb, removes the cum from her chest and wipes it across her forehead. Then, in a hushed whisper the man says "Simba" as he smears the cum.

Dude, Chris totally Simba'd Maddie the other night. He is expanding his pride.

by Pete "Maverick" Mitchell February 5, 2013

Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley

Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.

by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009

simbian

assuming darwins theory that we evolved from apes a simbian is people who exhibit "monkey see monkey do" type attitudes as in "symbiosis" of other humans, copying and displaying the same attitudes, ideas and mannerisms of someone or a group of people

bros, bro-hoes, wiggas, gangstas,emo and metal heads are all examples of humans exhibiting simbian behaviour.

simian

by mmarockstarr June 3, 2009

Sibbie

1) A person who requests that Strong Bad write a song about him. And Strong Bad still to this day claims that he, "never ever ever ever ever write a song about the sibbie!" In fact, he "freakin' hate sibbie!!!!!!!"

1) And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the sibbie.
2) I freakin' hate sibbie.

by Thomas "The Yellow Dart" Warren September 26, 2003

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

Simian

A language only three people obtain. A secret code used by the one and only bbp side cult. Simple terms used from word to word structure which represent each letter with clicks to separate each complete word.

What does 'pookah dot oo ah' mean?

It's ABCD in Simian silly.

by @bbpclips April 27, 2019