when you have a major wedgie/camel-toe and
you need someone to stand in front
of you so that you can pick it.
you need someone to stand in front
of you so that you can pick it.
-(in your mind) "crap i have a wedgie"
-(out loud)BLACK SHUTTER
(friend comes running in to stand in front of you
-(out loud)BLACK SHUTTER
(friend comes running in to stand in front of you
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Shitterettes is the smell left after smoking three Marlboro's while retching over explosive diarrhea in a small, poorly ventilated room.
Shitterettes is the smell left after smoking three Marlboro's while retching over explosive diarrhea in a small, poorly ventilated room.
Damn Justine, were you in here last? The loo smells like shitterettes. The wallpaper has even peeled!
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My girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain't the cutest girl in the world.
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Could also be the person you literally haven’t talked to in 3+ years being all sweet and nice asking how you’ve been and how the family is then slides in with the “well I wanted to ask if you could take some photos for me and my fiancé?” Obviously expecting that life long “friendship” to get them some free photos.
Could also be the girl who you regularly talk to, but upon finding out that you now own a camera, she makes plans to hangout and last minute says “oh and are you bringing your camera?!”
Could also be the person you literally haven’t talked to in 3+ years being all sweet and nice asking how you’ve been and how the family is then slides in with the “well I wanted to ask if you could take some photos for me and my fiancé?” Obviously expecting that life long “friendship” to get them some free photos.
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