Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

Shroom

Made by a delinquent named Neon

Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.

Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.

Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.

Shroom. He’s a drug you idiot.

No he’s not

by NeonUtah April 26, 2021

shroomed

when you bust a really big one

"Bro I shroomed all over the floor."

by neo_nuke420 March 13, 2024

rumple shroom skin

Some one who is vertically chanllenged, very short, or petite

That girl is a rumple shroom skin cuz she's so damn short

by kaptin kirk July 7, 2009

Shroom

Non-binary friend who is most likely to be in to witch stuff
They lives mushrooms and therefore named themselve after one
They probably are fun to be around and move forests and nature

“This is my friend shroom”
“Hi!”
*eats shrooms*

by Bugg1 May 4, 2021

National shroom day

April 2nd National shroom day !!!! A day for the world to open their eyes #namaste

I’m about to be woke on national shroom day!

by Youngzillion April 2, 2019

Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022