Shovel Face

1.)A girl in my math class whose face highly resembles that of the backside of a shovel.
2.) Any almost (but not quite) asian girl with an extremely flattened face, that appaears as though it's been beaten vigurously with a metal shovel.

Britney sure is a fucking shovel face.

Look at Jessa's shovel face!

by Yeh Okeh April 19, 2005

Shovel Dick

An awful drawing of a penis

"dude what are you drawing on Jason?"
"I'm drawing a huge dick!"
"Man that looks more like a Shovel Dick."

by Buttfucker23 May 4, 2009

Get The Shovel

Expression of disbelief when the circumstance indicates that someone is bullshitting.

"I'm the smartest person at my work."

"Bullshit!"

"No, really"

"Get the shovel, it's getting deep in here."

by jpbarri March 7, 2012

Dirty Shovel

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.

she's a whore i gave her the dirty shovel.

by JOEYJONAS! May 31, 2009

Dis- Shoveled

Looking terrible.

Oh, Samii, you look dis- shoveled!!

by Faggetyanne July 10, 2010

mud shovel

Using your tongue to clean someone's anus.

I just took a huge dump and my ass is a mess, could you mud shovel me?

by DougPGH January 3, 2011

Shovel Ready

The Obama political word indicating that your particular "project" is just waiting for stimulus package money injection to get it off the ground. In other words, you have a good idea, but no cash to back it.

Dude, my greenhouse and hydroponic drip system hooked up to the solar panel on the roof is so shovel ready...I just need $2 billion to get it to give back to the grid.

by siouxbee February 18, 2009