shoot the messenger

To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.

An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).

by Chesswave September 10, 2007

Shoot the hippo

Ejaculating on a fat girls face

I was giving it to this big girl real hard then I decided to pull out and shoot the hippo. Her face was plastered

by Gtoaster July 28, 2019

shoot a text

the simple act of sending a text message

Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!

by coalcase1 October 27, 2009

Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.

It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011

shoot a cruise

Driving with a lack of direction because there's nothing better to do or because you want to feel the wind in your face.

A phenomena that is becoming increasingly rare due to high gas prices.

"We were bored of chilling in the house so we decided to shoot a cruise."

by QuiteAccurate October 16, 2008

Sniff and Shoot

The act of performing a Dutch Oven on yourself while masturbating.

We walked in on Jason pulling a Sniff and Shoot the other day.

by Treods October 16, 2014

Shoot the cheese

Head out

Ight bruh, I'm finna shoot the cheese. See ya tomorrow.

by Cuckoomedal October 11, 2019