schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

Shmuck

That gooey thing that comes out after a long day of anal.

"Omg, gurl I was leaking shmuck all day long!"

by DevilsGrass September 7, 2016

shmuckatellie

A person who is a total slacker, hack,fly by night, Lazy Employee with no work ethics, Employee whom does the bare minnimum to get by.

The shmuckatellie who used the rig (fire,ambulance,patrol car)last night did not restock the any supplies, and left trash everywhere, what a shmuckatellie!

by Municipal Terms February 26, 2008

Shmitt

Very cool very tiny very shmitt

The shmittest boy is called rabih

He's a little shmitto

by John bobwaed May 19, 2017

Shmit

When your sexy and the shit at the same time.

Ay bro? you see her

yea ?

she is the shmit !

by thatbish. August 2, 2020

schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schmut

an absolute mad dude! coolest guy ever.

Hey look at ross, what a schmut!

by Andrea2 January 14, 2008