shart

A fusion of two words fart and shit... Due to a determined act of confidently wanting to expel bodily gases out of the rectum, but unexpectedly propelling a small amount of bodily liquids from the aforementioned rectum.

Have you ever farted, but it really wasn't a fart? Yes, I sharted! Happens to me all the time.

by paulazahn April 8, 2015

Shart

When you fart and you accidentally shit a little at the same time.

Dude, I have to fart... Shit, I just sharted man.
I have to shart.
I sharted on my brother.

by luvtoshart123 June 9, 2011

Shart

The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).

"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."

by Antoine December 14, 2004

Shart

When you push too hard to fart and end up shitting your drawers.

Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.

by Markwonder March 18, 2011

shart

dude its a word it came from the background of our little heads

o man that schmagler just sharted....in his brothers mouth!!!!!! EWWWWW sick fuck!!!!

by amber and krista July 29, 2004

Shart

A fart that unexpectedly turns into a shit when fully clothed.

Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.

by sillybillyboy April 23, 2014

shart

When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off

Lmao I just sharted

by Highland69 July 14, 2016