shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

Sinjid Sense

Shogoa Sinjid's 'gut-feelings'...
Often correct, though not ALL the time..

My SINJID SENSE tells me she's going to leave him for his sister...

by Sinjid March 10, 2005

Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021

sixth sense

This movie's ending was shocking to so many viewers it became the prime example for people who prefer to not spoil the ending of a movie or book by knowing how it ends. Most people refer to this movie in terms of whether they knew the ending or not.

"Harry Potter 6 is the next Sixth Sense."

"La la la la ... I don't want to know the ending! My bitch-ass brother always Sixth-Senses me and I've been avoiding him until Sunday."

"Dude, don't pull a Sixth Sense on me -- I don't want any spoilers."

by Coell September 6, 2005

Fuck-sense

When something makes absolutely no sense at all it makes 'fuck-sense.'

"Chuck Norris? Killed by Bruce Lee? That makes absolute fuck-sense."

by Babazoid August 9, 2009

common sense

Refers to the ability to "critically reason," however, this system is flawed just like any logic-based system is.

Common sense, crtical reasoning, and logic are only as good as the premises for which you base them.

by Lon May 18, 2005

common sense

An oxymoron

Sense isn't common here on earth

by me March 27, 2004