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Selfing

The act of selfsucking, autofellatio
Hey did you see that guy selfing online tonite?
by able2selfsuck December 28, 2005
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selfish

I dived deep near the coral with a chunk of salami stuck in my hear, waited, and as the piranha approach and opened her jaws for a bite, i took the picture. That's how i one first price in the selfish contest!
by turkishcoffe May 20, 2014
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selfish

what everyone in the world is. absolutely no one living on this planet can call themselves "not selfish". its human nature. telling someone to not be selfish is like telling someone to stop being human.

but many people mistake selfishness for greed.

you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.
Person 1: hey stop being selfish and give me some of your money!

Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.

Person 1: ....... fuck you.
by think outside the box November 26, 2006
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Selficide

When someone, or multiple people die from taking a selfie
Did you hear about that couple that fell off a cliff taking a selfie? Damn Selficide gets em every time.

Omg, that Selficide report was awesome!
by CjKj777 March 31, 2015
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Selfie-conscious

When you're trying to take a selfie in public but fear other people are staring at you
"I want to take a selfie but I'm feeling a bit selfie-conscious"
by Emogen October 24, 2014
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Selfdiss

Self + Diss (Disrespect) = Selfdiss

The act of unintentionally (or intentionally) insulting yourself.

1) It can happen when your all out of insults.

2) It can happen if you just wanna fml and/or bitch about your life.

3) It can be used in both verb and noun forms.
1)
- Man, I hate you, you keep insulting me like a homo.
- Really? Aren't you gay yourself?
- Selfdiss

2)
- I hate myself, I hate my job, my life, my parents. You know how stupid I was to confess to her? I failed miserably and went on depression and all. I'm a fucking loser.
- That's crazy... You should stop selfdissing yourself.

3) I am selfdissing because I am worthless.

Selfdiss is the art of insulting yourself.
by vatomasta March 14, 2010
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Low Selfie-steem

A chronic disappointment with how ones selfies turn out.
That girl takes like 20 pictures before she finds one she is happy with. She must have low selfie-steem.
by Semiautosteve January 16, 2014
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