The act of selfsucking, autofellatio
by able2selfsuck December 28, 2005
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by turkishcoffe May 20, 2014
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what everyone in the world is. absolutely no one living on this planet can call themselves "not selfish". its human nature. telling someone to not be selfish is like telling someone to stop being human.
but many people mistake selfishness for greed.
you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.
but many people mistake selfishness for greed.
you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.
Person 1: hey stop being selfish and give me some of your money!
Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.
Person 1: ....... fuck you.
Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.
Person 1: ....... fuck you.
by think outside the box November 26, 2006
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The act of unintentionally (or intentionally) insulting yourself.
1) It can happen when your all out of insults.
2) It can happen if you just wanna fml and/or bitch about your life.
3) It can be used in both verb and noun forms.
The act of unintentionally (or intentionally) insulting yourself.
1) It can happen when your all out of insults.
2) It can happen if you just wanna fml and/or bitch about your life.
3) It can be used in both verb and noun forms.
1)
- Man, I hate you, you keep insulting me like a homo.
- Really? Aren't you gay yourself?
- Selfdiss
2)
- I hate myself, I hate my job, my life, my parents. You know how stupid I was to confess to her? I failed miserably and went on depression and all. I'm a fucking loser.
- That's crazy... You should stop selfdissing yourself.
3) I am selfdissing because I am worthless.
Selfdiss is the art of insulting yourself.
- Man, I hate you, you keep insulting me like a homo.
- Really? Aren't you gay yourself?
- Selfdiss
2)
- I hate myself, I hate my job, my life, my parents. You know how stupid I was to confess to her? I failed miserably and went on depression and all. I'm a fucking loser.
- That's crazy... You should stop selfdissing yourself.
3) I am selfdissing because I am worthless.
Selfdiss is the art of insulting yourself.
by vatomasta March 14, 2010
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