The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.
by 1m1m0 September 28, 2022
Baby darling: “oh Ron, I’m really craving a Sconnie Scramble after that hayride.”
Ron: “No problem baby darling, I’ll get right to shaking my moneymaker!”
Ron: “No problem baby darling, I’ll get right to shaking my moneymaker!”
by William Fuckner January 15, 2022
If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 04, 2024
If he hadn’t have done his homework so fast the teacher wouldn’t have accused him of completing it scrambly
by JezzaPezza December 26, 2020
by Dugan Champaign April 17, 2020
The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
by tbergman July 13, 2011
Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021